shine on you crazy diamond

i'm incredibly awkward, yet somewhat charming. i like cake. that is all.

makomori:

let me pretend sue’s maiden name is meagle and that she and donna email each other all the time 2 talk about their tiny bosses and hella weird coworkers

(via heytinafey)

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via hi)

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

(via dominicandeathtrap)